[Hook]
When I die
I want to be cut up, ground up, turned to dust
It's a must
When I die
That's right
When I die
I want to be cut up, ground up, turned to dust
It's a must
When I die
(Yeah)
[Verse 1]
When I die, melt my fat down and put it in a candle
Maybe I'll burn your house down
Probably a mistake
You want to go from old age
I don't want to live forever
Just long enough to see my old cla**mates turn to leather
No offense, you spent too much time outside
And life is a blessing
Bestowed upon a bag of bones and depression
Yeah, life is a lesson
That nothing is endless
And the richest politicians
Prepared by expert morticians
Are crushed together at the end of the universe
Just fuel for fission
[Hook]
When I die
I want to be cut up, ground up, turned to dust
It's a must
When I die
That's right
When I die
I want to be cut up, ground up, turned to dust
It's a must
When I die
[Verse 2]
And truth isn't fiction
Facts aren't superstition
When I'm gone, feed me to a cow
And then eat the cow
That's my mission
I was dead for eternity
The cum drop hit the egg and created me
The genesis of Judas Beats
Mr. Miracle of Reality
When my soul leaves my body
You can laugh because it doesn't exist
Religion and consciousness
Are just a way to get the voters pissed
I like the man in the red tie
I like the man in the blue tie
I like the man that pretends who 100% of us won't die
[Hook]
And when I die
I want to be cut up, ground up, turned to dust
It's a must
When I die
That's right
When I die
I want to be cut up, ground up, turned to dust
It's a must
When I die
(Yeah, yeah)
[Outro]
When I die
I want to be cut up, ground up, turned to dust
Put the dust on a turntable
Listen to the record
Eat the record
And then sh** the record
Fertilize a tree with the record
Have an animal eat the leaves of the tree
And then eat the animal
And then sh** the animal