Crudbump - When I Die lyrics

[Hook] When I die I want to be cut up, ground up, turned to dust It's a must When I die That's right When I die I want to be cut up, ground up, turned to dust It's a must When I die (Yeah) [Verse 1] When I die, melt my fat down and put it in a candle Maybe I'll burn your house down Probably a mistake You want to go from old age I don't want to live forever Just long enough to see my old cla**mates turn to leather No offense, you spent too much time outside And life is a blessing Bestowed upon a bag of bones and depression Yeah, life is a lesson That nothing is endless And the richest politicians Prepared by expert morticians Are crushed together at the end of the universe Just fuel for fission [Hook] When I die I want to be cut up, ground up, turned to dust It's a must When I die That's right When I die I want to be cut up, ground up, turned to dust It's a must When I die [Verse 2] And truth isn't fiction Facts aren't superstition When I'm gone, feed me to a cow And then eat the cow That's my mission I was dead for eternity The cum drop hit the egg and created me The genesis of Judas Beats Mr. Miracle of Reality When my soul leaves my body You can laugh because it doesn't exist Religion and consciousness Are just a way to get the voters pissed I like the man in the red tie I like the man in the blue tie I like the man that pretends who 100% of us won't die [Hook] And when I die I want to be cut up, ground up, turned to dust It's a must When I die That's right When I die I want to be cut up, ground up, turned to dust It's a must When I die (Yeah, yeah) [Outro] When I die I want to be cut up, ground up, turned to dust Put the dust on a turntable Listen to the record Eat the record And then sh** the record Fertilize a tree with the record Have an animal eat the leaves of the tree And then eat the animal And then sh** the animal