My astrological signal is Aves, the Latin bird
March 14th to June 14th
My personality type is excellence
I was raised in a special place, far from the ocean
Never had contact with marine life like stingrays
It didn't influence my horoscope, that's determined at birth
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What's your horoscope? (What's your horoscope?)
What's your horoscope? (What's your horoscope?)
Tell me a story about where you were born
What was the moon like, what was the sunset like
Did you get presents
It's not an exact science but I can pinpoint your horoscope
It says here that you like horoscopes, is that correct?
You have to tell me the truth
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Your signal is interesting and I think you're on the cusp between two different galaxies
Do you spend a lot of time in the basement?
Do you spend a lot of time upstairs?
I thought so
The chart says you could be a professional if you got a sharp suit
I agree, because I think you look professional
Your lucky number is three easy payments of $39.95
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