My astrological signal is Aves, the Latin bird March 14th to June 14th My personality type is excellence I was raised in a special place, far from the ocean Never had contact with marine life like stingrays It didn't influence my horoscope, that's determined at birth [Chorus] What's your horoscope? (What's your horoscope?) What's your horoscope? (What's your horoscope?) Tell me a story about where you were born What was the moon like, what was the sunset like Did you get presents It's not an exact science but I can pinpoint your horoscope It says here that you like horoscopes, is that correct? You have to tell me the truth [Chorus] Your signal is interesting and I think you're on the cusp between two different galaxies Do you spend a lot of time in the basement? Do you spend a lot of time upstairs? I thought so The chart says you could be a professional if you got a sharp suit I agree, because I think you look professional Your lucky number is three easy payments of $39.95 [Chorus]