[Intro]
I choke my girlfriend
Just kidding, I don't have one
[Jared]
I'm hotter than the sun
I recently became a parent
I have s** with my son
I cum on children and run away
Call it a hit and run
I'm a like a bucket of cum
I'm a bucket of fun
I'm not gay
But i'm ready to play
With your dick
But i'm not gay
Even though i'm in your local bathroom
s**ing a dick
I have s**, b**h
I'm mixed race like
Chex mix
You're just silly rabbit who loves trix
Like I said I am not gay but I love dicks
I wear sunscreen
So I won't get aids
I'm like a chicken
Fertilizing all these b**hes eggs
[Zach]
I drink pee
I watch glee
I rub salt in my eye
I can't see
If you see a molester on the news
Be sure it was me
Now excuse me while I drink
Some water from the sea
[Jared]
I don't care about your mixtape
I don't wanna see
All of you soundcloud rappers
Just wanna be me
If you wanna sue my a**
Make a decree
2pac is good but he's not the same
You can challenge me
But you're just fanning the flames
I ain't mario sh**
I ain't playing no games
Screw what that other rapper said
Nobody's believing his claims
[Zach]
I ain't an Eminem but I ain't a skittle
I got a big co*k so call me chicken little
I can't stick with a b**h call me non-committal
I'm eating caviar and you eating peanut brittle
I'm standing a thin line between bottom line and cloud nine
I drink my wine from the grape vine
All good things come in due time