[Intro] I choke my girlfriend Just kidding, I don't have one [Jared] I'm hotter than the sun I recently became a parent I have s** with my son I cum on children and run away Call it a hit and run I'm a like a bucket of cum I'm a bucket of fun I'm not gay But i'm ready to play With your dick But i'm not gay Even though i'm in your local bathroom s**ing a dick I have s**, b**h I'm mixed race like Chex mix You're just silly rabbit who loves trix Like I said I am not gay but I love dicks I wear sunscreen So I won't get aids I'm like a chicken Fertilizing all these b**hes eggs [Zach] I drink pee I watch glee I rub salt in my eye I can't see If you see a molester on the news Be sure it was me Now excuse me while I drink Some water from the sea [Jared] I don't care about your mixtape I don't wanna see All of you soundcloud rappers Just wanna be me If you wanna sue my a** Make a decree 2pac is good but he's not the same You can challenge me But you're just fanning the flames I ain't mario sh** I ain't playing no games Screw what that other rapper said Nobody's believing his claims [Zach] I ain't an Eminem but I ain't a skittle I got a big co*k so call me chicken little I can't stick with a b**h call me non-committal I'm eating caviar and you eating peanut brittle I'm standing a thin line between bottom line and cloud nine I drink my wine from the grape vine All good things come in due time