(Bad Al):
She say Al why these boys bein such posers
I said ho your breath stanky don't get any closer
Now I'm pullin up to the studio lookin kinda lavish
I'm not a savage
Get it If she with it Imma hit
Offended cause I did it in the cla** room with your sis
She so exquisite
If she licks it she gets a biscuit
Why you k**in babies in the cradle
Or is that just a fable
Your girl ate some sh** that don't belong on a dinner table
My dick's exasperated
Cause I just masturbated on you hoes
Doin them well I ain't rapin
I'm just playin
Yo it's a date
I told danielle I'm bout to penetrate
And at this rate
The room will get much hotter
Beating my dick like an abused todler
I'm sorry you don't know your fathers
Child support don't even bother
He's k**in his sons and daughters
You boys can't even swim in the water
Aye what it be Bad Al JWB Slap-E Hap-E
Chokin on my D man cause yeah you know it's free
These ho b**hes can't say nothin cuz they know that they'll beat
You listen to our mixtape and you know that it's elite
First track of yo mixtape and you know you can't compete
Your girl's sneaky like a weasel
She gets on her knees like a cathedral
I stick it up in your girl she's prickly like some teasel
One s** of my Deezy and your girl blows my dick
Where I come from the girls splash me after One lick
(50%):
Your girl likes an a** f**er
All the b**hes skeetin
Triple F f**in up so our rhymes get to speakin
You boys c*nts but don't blast me
I tell these ho heads I ain't a b**h so don't slap me
Your girl a who*e my jigga she already smashed me
Your girl a who*e my jigga she already smashed me
You couldn't pay me to f** danielle she comes to fastly
Dev you got a sis that's known for bein nasty
I could be behind you and you still wouldn't be past me...Oh wait that does't make any sense