Con. Boiz - Track 1 (Not the Intro) lyrics

(Bad Al): She say Al why these boys bein such posers I said ho your breath stanky don't get any closer Now I'm pullin up to the studio lookin kinda lavish I'm not a savage Get it If she with it Imma hit Offended cause I did it in the cla** room with your sis She so exquisite If she licks it she gets a biscuit Why you k**in babies in the cradle Or is that just a fable Your girl ate some sh** that don't belong on a dinner table My dick's exasperated Cause I just masturbated on you hoes Doin them well I ain't rapin I'm just playin Yo it's a date I told danielle I'm bout to penetrate And at this rate The room will get much hotter Beating my dick like an abused todler I'm sorry you don't know your fathers Child support don't even bother He's k**in his sons and daughters You boys can't even swim in the water Aye what it be Bad Al JWB Slap-E Hap-E Chokin on my D man cause yeah you know it's free These ho b**hes can't say nothin cuz they know that they'll beat You listen to our mixtape and you know that it's elite First track of yo mixtape and you know you can't compete Your girl's sneaky like a weasel She gets on her knees like a cathedral I stick it up in your girl she's prickly like some teasel One s** of my Deezy and your girl blows my dick Where I come from the girls splash me after One lick (50%): Your girl likes an a** f**er All the b**hes skeetin Triple F f**in up so our rhymes get to speakin You boys c*nts but don't blast me I tell these ho heads I ain't a b**h so don't slap me Your girl a who*e my jigga she already smashed me Your girl a who*e my jigga she already smashed me You couldn't pay me to f** danielle she comes to fastly Dev you got a sis that's known for bein nasty I could be behind you and you still wouldn't be past me...Oh wait that does't make any sense