Colton Brown - Whip Your Ass
[Verse 1]
Well I been runnin since Monday sweatin' like a dog
My bills overdue and my check's too small
I need a job, cause my boss he's a jerk
And I'm sick of payin taxes for these b**hes don't work
And I'm beat down, half-dead, but I still go
You prolly wouldn't last a minute in my steel-toes
Not to mention got this chip on my shoulder
Cause my truck done kicked the bucket it needs a new motor
And I'm down to the last cigarette in the pack
So I'm headed to the bar, I think I'll sit in the back
Cause I really need a drink, I need to chill out
Cause I'm really feelin like I wanna knock a b**h out...
[Hook]
Well I ain't here to party, I just came to drink
I ain't here to make no friends, don't give a damn what you think
And I, don't really wanna laugh and talk, cause I ain't in the mood for jokes
So don't get slick, and don't talk loud, cause boy it's best you know
That I'll whip your a**
Yea I'll whip your a**
[Verse 1]
Now ordinarily man, if this was any other Friday
I'd prolly be half-lit and gettin sideways
Makin a fool out of myself with my dance moves
I prolly wouldn't hear a song I couldn't dance to
I'd prolly be, buyin out the bar
Poppin bottle after bottle tryna party like a rockstar
Me and you could prolly down a couple shots
Take a walk around the parking lot and smoke a little pot
But today ain't ordinary, and we ain't really cool
I hear you talkin slick, tell me what cha wanna do
See I was raised in the south, we supposed to be polite
But I done told you one time, don't plan to tell you twice...
[Hook]
Well I ain't here to party, I just came to drink
I ain't here to make no friends, don't give a damn what you think
And I, don't really wanna laugh and talk, cause I ain't in the mood for jokes
So don't get slick, and don't talk loud, cause boy it's best you know
That I'll whip your a**
Yea I'll whip your a**
[Verse 2]
Now see me, I ain't no stranger to no a** whippin
I done toted my fair share, everybody had a a** kickin
But I'ma letcha know, you better pack a lunch
Cause you gone need a little more than a s**er punch
And I ain't worried about your 6 foot 3
Homeboy in the corner mean-muggin, he don't scare me
I gotta 55 gallon barrel full of whoop a**
And b**h I'll pour it on your head if you dare me
Cause I just wanna chill, and I ain't tryna argue
And I don't wanna bust your head with a barstool
I think it's best if you mosey on over
To the other end of the bar cause the conversation over...
[Hook]
Well I ain't here to party, I just came to drink
I ain't here to make no friends, don't give a damn what you think
And I, don't really wanna laugh and talk, cause I ain't in the mood for jokes
So don't get slick, and don't talk loud, cause boy it's best you know
That I'll whip your a**
Yea I'll whip your a**
[Verse 3]
Man listen, I know that alcohol it gotcha feelin' bulletproof
I know you feelin' like you really wanna make a move
You feelin froggy, well homeboy jump
And I'ma sit ya a** down and grab another round
[Hook]
Well I ain't here to party, I just came to drink
I ain't here to make no friends, don't give a damn what you think
And I, don't really wanna laugh and talk, cause I ain't in the mood for jokes
So don't get slick, and don't talk loud, cause boy it's best you know
That I'll whip your a**, (I ain't here to party)
Yea I'll whip your a**, (I just came to drink)
Yea I'll whip your a**, (I ain't here to party)
Yea I'll whip your a**, (I just came to drink)
Yea I'll whip your a**...