Colton Brown - Whip Your Ass lyrics

Colton Brown - Whip Your Ass [Verse 1] Well I been runnin since Monday sweatin' like a dog My bills overdue and my check's too small I need a job, cause my boss he's a jerk And I'm sick of payin taxes for these b**hes don't work And I'm beat down, half-dead, but I still go You prolly wouldn't last a minute in my steel-toes Not to mention got this chip on my shoulder Cause my truck done kicked the bucket it needs a new motor And I'm down to the last cigarette in the pack So I'm headed to the bar, I think I'll sit in the back Cause I really need a drink, I need to chill out Cause I'm really feelin like I wanna knock a b**h out... [Hook] Well I ain't here to party, I just came to drink I ain't here to make no friends, don't give a damn what you think And I, don't really wanna laugh and talk, cause I ain't in the mood for jokes So don't get slick, and don't talk loud, cause boy it's best you know That I'll whip your a** Yea I'll whip your a** [Verse 1] Now ordinarily man, if this was any other Friday I'd prolly be half-lit and gettin sideways Makin a fool out of myself with my dance moves I prolly wouldn't hear a song I couldn't dance to I'd prolly be, buyin out the bar Poppin bottle after bottle tryna party like a rockstar Me and you could prolly down a couple shots Take a walk around the parking lot and smoke a little pot But today ain't ordinary, and we ain't really cool I hear you talkin slick, tell me what cha wanna do See I was raised in the south, we supposed to be polite But I done told you one time, don't plan to tell you twice... [Hook] Well I ain't here to party, I just came to drink I ain't here to make no friends, don't give a damn what you think And I, don't really wanna laugh and talk, cause I ain't in the mood for jokes So don't get slick, and don't talk loud, cause boy it's best you know That I'll whip your a** Yea I'll whip your a** [Verse 2] Now see me, I ain't no stranger to no a** whippin I done toted my fair share, everybody had a a** kickin But I'ma letcha know, you better pack a lunch Cause you gone need a little more than a s**er punch And I ain't worried about your 6 foot 3 Homeboy in the corner mean-muggin, he don't scare me I gotta 55 gallon barrel full of whoop a** And b**h I'll pour it on your head if you dare me Cause I just wanna chill, and I ain't tryna argue And I don't wanna bust your head with a barstool I think it's best if you mosey on over To the other end of the bar cause the conversation over... [Hook] Well I ain't here to party, I just came to drink I ain't here to make no friends, don't give a damn what you think And I, don't really wanna laugh and talk, cause I ain't in the mood for jokes So don't get slick, and don't talk loud, cause boy it's best you know That I'll whip your a** Yea I'll whip your a** [Verse 3] Man listen, I know that alcohol it gotcha feelin' bulletproof I know you feelin' like you really wanna make a move You feelin froggy, well homeboy jump And I'ma sit ya a** down and grab another round [Hook] Well I ain't here to party, I just came to drink I ain't here to make no friends, don't give a damn what you think And I, don't really wanna laugh and talk, cause I ain't in the mood for jokes So don't get slick, and don't talk loud, cause boy it's best you know That I'll whip your a**, (I ain't here to party) Yea I'll whip your a**, (I just came to drink) Yea I'll whip your a**, (I ain't here to party) Yea I'll whip your a**, (I just came to drink) Yea I'll whip your a**...