Jingle balls
Snow is making my nipples hard
Let's make elves on Christmas Day
If I wanted to I'd pile you with snowballs then walk away
You are on the naughty list
Let Jesus bless you this christmas
I can make it snow from down below
You know nothing, Santa snow
Inside a snow globe with all my mistletoed hoes
You're as cute as snow, under the mistletoe
I got a mistletoe for that camel toe
Snow is like, wow
Damn snow man, Frosty the Dope Man
Elf's ears, children's cheers, christmas nears,
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
All I want for Christmas is you
Santa Claus is coming in you, ooh baby
My carrot just got big
My carrot just got big
My carrot just got big, big, big
My carrot just got big
My carrot just got big
My carrot just got big, big, big
When I saw you I snowed in my pants
My name isn't Santa but you can sit on my lap
Christmas b**bs, it's Christmas time
I would give you all the candy you want for one night
Christmas is so jolly
Dating you should be my hobby
You are the reason why Santa made the naughty list
Everyday I see you, I feel it's Christmas
Jingle balls here, jingle balls there
Uncle drunk off of eggnog
Do you wanna have a “tree” some?
Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way
My carrot just got big
My carrot just got big
My carrot just got big, big, big
My carrot just got big
My carrot just got big
My carrot just got big, big, big
My carrot just got big
My carrot just got big
My carrot just got big, big, big
My carrot just got big
My carrot just got big
My carrot just got big, big, big