Cody Strong - The Christmas Song lyrics

Jingle balls Snow is making my nipples hard Let's make elves on Christmas Day If I wanted to I'd pile you with snowballs then walk away You are on the naughty list Let Jesus bless you this christmas I can make it snow from down below You know nothing, Santa snow Inside a snow globe with all my mistletoed hoes You're as cute as snow, under the mistletoe I got a mistletoe for that camel toe Snow is like, wow Damn snow man, Frosty the Dope Man Elf's ears, children's cheers, christmas nears, Grandma got run over by a reindeer All I want for Christmas is you Santa Claus is coming in you, ooh baby My carrot just got big My carrot just got big My carrot just got big, big, big My carrot just got big My carrot just got big My carrot just got big, big, big When I saw you I snowed in my pants My name isn't Santa but you can sit on my lap Christmas b**bs, it's Christmas time I would give you all the candy you want for one night Christmas is so jolly Dating you should be my hobby You are the reason why Santa made the naughty list Everyday I see you, I feel it's Christmas Jingle balls here, jingle balls there Uncle drunk off of eggnog Do you wanna have a “tree” some? Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way My carrot just got big My carrot just got big My carrot just got big, big, big My carrot just got big My carrot just got big My carrot just got big, big, big My carrot just got big My carrot just got big My carrot just got big, big, big My carrot just got big My carrot just got big My carrot just got big, big, big