THE PIRATE SONG
[spoken]
YO HO HO MOTHA fu*kER!
WERE THE MANLIEST PIRATES YOULL EVER MEET
WERE fu*kING COOL YEAH ITS REAL SWEET
BUT THERES ONE SECRET WE ASK YOU TO KEEP
ITS GETS PRETTY LONLEY OUT AT SEA
SO FOR THE BEING WE HAVE TO SUCC EACHOTHERS MEAT
DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE A THICC HOE
BUT WE GOTTA DEAL WITH DICKS UNTIL LAND HOE
SO IF YOU SEE US ALL "DOCKING" NOW YOU KNOW
WERE NOT GAY WE JUST GOT *BLUE BALLS*
WERE GETTING KINDA TIRED OFF fu*kING OUR SOCKS
TO BE HONEST I KINDA LIKE THE TASTE OF co*k
HELP MY PIRATE ni**aS OUT WITH A TUG AND A BLOW BLOW
BOUNCIN UP AND DOWN LIKE A HORNY YO-YO
su*kIN BACK OB SOME RUM FOLLOWED BY A LITTLE CUM
SALTY TANGY TASTEY SWEET AND AND THICK FUN!
WHO NEEDS WOMEN ANYWAY BESIDES WE GOT SCURVY
AND GUYS DONT MIND THAT,A GUY CAN BE CURVY
TIGHT ASS TASTY (scrumptious) MAN IM CRAZY
(frumtious)
MAN WE PIARTES DONT NEED ANY BOOTY
WE GOT THAT sh*t ON THE BOATY
CUM JOIN US WITH THIS SICK sh*t
GAY FORNICATION ON THE S.S LIMP BUISCUT
*moan* COMMON WHILE YOU CAN WE CA ALL GET SOME
BESIDES MEN HAVE G SPOTS IN THERE RECTUMS
WERE NOT GAY WERE MANLY SEA-MEN
BUT SOME TIMES YOU JUST GOTTA
su*k BACK ON SOME SEMEN
O sh*t NEVER MIND WE JUST FOUND A MERMAID
HOPE SHE DONT MIND SCABIES
ITS NOT LIKE SHE GONNA HAVE fu*kED FISH BABIES
OH HELL YEAH PIRATES ARE BI AND RAPEY!