Cloudy - THE LONELY PIRATE ANTHEM lyrics

THE PIRATE SONG [spoken] YO HO HO MOTHA fu*kER! WERE THE MANLIEST PIRATES YOULL EVER MEET WERE fu*kING COOL YEAH ITS REAL SWEET BUT THERES ONE SECRET WE ASK YOU TO KEEP ITS GETS PRETTY LONLEY OUT AT SEA SO FOR THE BEING WE HAVE TO SUCC EACHOTHERS MEAT DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE A THICC HOE BUT WE GOTTA DEAL WITH DICKS UNTIL LAND HOE SO IF YOU SEE US ALL "DOCKING" NOW YOU KNOW WERE NOT GAY WE JUST GOT *BLUE BALLS* WERE GETTING KINDA TIRED OFF fu*kING OUR SOCKS TO BE HONEST I KINDA LIKE THE TASTE OF co*k HELP MY PIRATE ni**aS OUT WITH A TUG AND A BLOW BLOW BOUNCIN UP AND DOWN LIKE A HORNY YO-YO su*kIN BACK OB SOME RUM FOLLOWED BY A LITTLE CUM SALTY TANGY TASTEY SWEET AND AND THICK FUN! WHO NEEDS WOMEN ANYWAY BESIDES WE GOT SCURVY AND GUYS DONT MIND THAT,A GUY CAN BE CURVY TIGHT ASS TASTY (scrumptious) MAN IM CRAZY (frumtious) MAN WE PIARTES DONT NEED ANY BOOTY WE GOT THAT sh*t ON THE BOATY CUM JOIN US WITH THIS SICK sh*t GAY FORNICATION ON THE S.S LIMP BUISCUT *moan* COMMON WHILE YOU CAN WE CA ALL GET SOME BESIDES MEN HAVE G SPOTS IN THERE RECTUMS WERE NOT GAY WERE MANLY SEA-MEN BUT SOME TIMES YOU JUST GOTTA su*k BACK ON SOME SEMEN O sh*t NEVER MIND WE JUST FOUND A MERMAID HOPE SHE DONT MIND SCABIES ITS NOT LIKE SHE GONNA HAVE fu*kED FISH BABIES OH HELL YEAH PIRATES ARE BI AND RAPEY!