I wish you a f**ing Christmas
I wish you a s**y Christmas
I wish you a sh**ty Christmas
And hate Richard Gere
I wish you a sh**ty Christmas
I wish you a f**ing Christmas
I wish you a s**y Christmas
And a boring New Year
I bring you a stocking full of gore
I'll f** you in the a**hole
You'll be screaming for more
I wish for the d**h of you and your kin
Now hanging from the ceiling
I'll shred off your skin
And a boring New Year.