I wish you a f**ing Christmas I wish you a s**y Christmas I wish you a sh**ty Christmas And hate Richard Gere I wish you a sh**ty Christmas I wish you a f**ing Christmas I wish you a s**y Christmas And a boring New Year I bring you a stocking full of gore I'll f** you in the a**hole You'll be screaming for more I wish for the d**h of you and your kin Now hanging from the ceiling I'll shred off your skin And a boring New Year.