All the boys stay
And all the girls want out
That's the way it is in a one light town
All your neighbors are related somehow
That's the way it is in a one light town
You measure a man by the size of his fish
That's the way it is
That's the way it is
Karaoke not big show biz
'Cause that's the way it is in a one light town
Let's go
Faded blue jeans, a wedding gown
That's the way it is in a one light town
All three stations play a country sound
That's the way it is in a one light town
The diamond channel rocks where the mayor lives
That's the way it is
That's the way it is...
Chevy and Ford
Separate can
'Cause that's the way it is in a one light town
Dairy Queen's where the seniors are found
That's the way it is in a one light town
Participant sport is tipping cow
That's the way it is in a one light town
Locals say it can't get any better than this
That's the way it is
That's the way it is…
City folk better not blink or you miss
'Cause that's the way it is in a one light town
All you city folk better not blink or you miss
'Cause that's the way it is in a one light town