All the boys stay And all the girls want out That's the way it is in a one light town All your neighbors are related somehow That's the way it is in a one light town You measure a man by the size of his fish That's the way it is That's the way it is Karaoke not big show biz 'Cause that's the way it is in a one light town Let's go Faded blue jeans, a wedding gown That's the way it is in a one light town All three stations play a country sound That's the way it is in a one light town The diamond channel rocks where the mayor lives That's the way it is That's the way it is... Chevy and Ford Separate can 'Cause that's the way it is in a one light town Dairy Queen's where the seniors are found That's the way it is in a one light town Participant sport is tipping cow That's the way it is in a one light town Locals say it can't get any better than this That's the way it is That's the way it is… City folk better not blink or you miss 'Cause that's the way it is in a one light town All you city folk better not blink or you miss 'Cause that's the way it is in a one light town