Late one night, beneath the pale moonlight
All the vegetables, they gave a spree
They put out the signs, it was nice that night
And all the admission was free (no charge)
There was peas and greens, cabbage and beans
It was the biggest crowd you've ever seen
When old man cucumber struck up a number
You ought to have heard those vegetables scream
Oh, the little turnip top was doing the backwards flop
The cabbage shook the shimmy, she couldn't stop
The little red beet shook his feet
And the watermelon died with the co*keyed heat
The red tomato, that agitator
Shook the shimmy with the sweet potato
The old man garlic dropped dead with the cholic
Down at the barn yard dance, this morning
Down at the barn yard dance
Instrumental break
Whoa, the little turnip top was doing the backwards flop
The cabbage shook the shimmy, she couldn't stop
The little red beet shook his feet
And the watermelon died with the co*keyed heat
The red tomato, that agitator
Shook the shimmy with the sweet potato
The old man garlic dropped dead with the cholic (where)
Down at the barn yard dance, this morning
Down at the barn yard dance
You should've been there
Down at the barn yard dance