Chris & Ken Whiteley - The Barn Yard Dance lyrics

Late one night, beneath the pale moonlight All the vegetables, they gave a spree They put out the signs, it was nice that night And all the admission was free (no charge) There was peas and greens, cabbage and beans It was the biggest crowd you've ever seen When old man cucumber struck up a number You ought to have heard those vegetables scream Oh, the little turnip top was doing the backwards flop The cabbage shook the shimmy, she couldn't stop The little red beet shook his feet And the watermelon died with the co*keyed heat The red tomato, that agitator Shook the shimmy with the sweet potato The old man garlic dropped dead with the cholic Down at the barn yard dance, this morning Down at the barn yard dance Instrumental break Whoa, the little turnip top was doing the backwards flop The cabbage shook the shimmy, she couldn't stop The little red beet shook his feet And the watermelon died with the co*keyed heat The red tomato, that agitator Shook the shimmy with the sweet potato The old man garlic dropped dead with the cholic (where) Down at the barn yard dance, this morning Down at the barn yard dance You should've been there Down at the barn yard dance