Rather than I want to hold your hand I wanna swallow you whole 'n I wanna lick you everywhere it's pink 'n everywhere you think Whole kit 'n kaboodle 'n the kitchen sink Heaven's s**y as hell Life is integrated Goes together so well 'n so on Well, I'm gonna go on 'n do my washing Well, now you may think I'm crazy but I want you to Lick my decals off baby 'n I don't want you to be lazy
'cause it's drivin' me crazy 'n this song ain't no sing-song It's all about the birds 'n the bees 'n where it went all wrong 'n where it all belongs 'n the earth all go down on their knees Lookin' for ah little ease She stuck out her toungue 'n the fun begun She stuck out her toungue 'n the fun begun She stuck it out at me, 'n I just thumbed my nose 'n went on washing my clothes