Voters:
We're voters from the Golden State, we just had an election
To find a governor to lead us in the right direction
Republicans pulled off a ma** Grey Davis insurrection
And then we had to choose someone from a bizarre collection
Now, the Super California Recall Freak Show was atrocious
Two hundred people running and the race was quite ferocious
The state of California is a state of ma** psychosis
And Gary Coleman is no longer cute and quite precocious
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Arianna:
I'm Arianna Huffington, you see me on TV some
I love to rant and rave and say to drive an SUV is dumb
I quit the race ‘cause 2 percent of voters is a wee sum
I sound just like Zsa Zsa Gabor, wherever can I be from?
Voters:
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Mary:
I'm p**n star Mary Carey, I thought p**no should be legal
Two guys, a girl, or girl-on-girl, or midgets with a beagle
Bill Clinton did endorse me but I never got George Siegel
My only goal was changing the state bird to the spread eagle
Voters:
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Arnold:
I'm Arnold and this total recall could not have been greater
Even though my accent may require a translator
The Democratic smear campaign cast me a fornicator
And now I have a starring role as the new governator
Voters:
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That is the story of the race the state was hurling at us
So many people we needed new voting apparatus
This whole mess has caused California to lose its high status
It is so bad that even Florida is laughing at us!