Capitol Steps - SuperCaliforniaRecallFreakShowWasAtrocious lyrics

Voters: We're voters from the Golden State, we just had an election To find a governor to lead us in the right direction Republicans pulled off a ma** Grey Davis insurrection And then we had to choose someone from a bizarre collection Now, the Super California Recall Freak Show was atrocious Two hundred people running and the race was quite ferocious The state of California is a state of ma** psychosis And Gary Coleman is no longer cute and quite precocious Um diddle iddle um diddle eye Um diddle iddle um diddle eye Arianna: I'm Arianna Huffington, you see me on TV some I love to rant and rave and say to drive an SUV is dumb I quit the race ‘cause 2 percent of voters is a wee sum I sound just like Zsa Zsa Gabor, wherever can I be from? Voters: Um diddle iddle um diddle eye Um diddle iddle um diddle eye Mary: I'm p**n star Mary Carey, I thought p**no should be legal Two guys, a girl, or girl-on-girl, or midgets with a beagle Bill Clinton did endorse me but I never got George Siegel My only goal was changing the state bird to the spread eagle Voters: Um diddle iddle um diddle eye Um diddle iddle um diddle eye Arnold: I'm Arnold and this total recall could not have been greater Even though my accent may require a translator The Democratic smear campaign cast me a fornicator And now I have a starring role as the new governator Voters: Um diddle iddle um diddle eye Um diddle iddle um diddle eye That is the story of the race the state was hurling at us So many people we needed new voting apparatus This whole mess has caused California to lose its high status It is so bad that even Florida is laughing at us!