{hook x4}
Who got the milk?
She got the milk
At&t lily, baby
She got the milk
{verse 1}
Goddamn white girl
Dem some big ol milks
May i have your consent
To get a fu*kin feel?
Yeah, some like it warm
And some like it chilled
Some cry at the sight, but
I cum when it’s spilled, it’s
Not a big deal, it’s just
The way that i’m built
Get the fu*k out my face
With that big milk guilt (uh)
Listen to me, lil
This is really how i feel, if
I don’t get no milk, someone’s
Gonna get killed, yeah
I’m comin atcha real, wit’a
Hunnit dolla bill, just to
su*k on dem udders’n practice
My milk extraction skills
Maybe you can coach me
Call ya tommy tuberville, then
Titty fu*k you in the trunk
Of my muthafu*kin coupe deville
Entangle with them tits
Cam bizzle smif, will
Them titties so fat
They like two uncle phils
Big belly fulla milk
Lookin’ like bobby hill
Goo-goo ga-ga
Baby want da mommy milk
{hook x4}
Who got the milk?
She got the milk
At&t lily, baby
She got the milk
{bridge}
One percent milk
Two percent milk
Three percent milk, yo
Four percent milk, goin
Whole milk, goat milk
Almond milk, oat milk
Coconut milk, soy
Cashew, and roach milk
Hemp milk, macadamia
Flax, and pea milk
Rice milk, banana milk
And also quinoa milk
Dammit, whole foods
Das like eighty million milks
But where is yo distilled
At&t lily milk?
{verse 2}
Okay, okay—stop and listen
Here’s a proposition, for the
Next commercial shoot, we do
A fu*kin milk drinkin’ competition
I can wear a diaper
While i sit in lily’s lap
Go against rob schnieder
To a gallon and a half—david
Spade a commentator
Adam sandler is a ref
And i su*k her right titty
Robby chewin on the left, but
He’s not in her lap, nor
Does he have a diaper—he’s
Just bent over forward, while
He’s standing right beside her’n
She’s sittin in a big black
Lazy boy recliner
Got a hand down her pants
While i finger her vaginer
Why you such a womanizer
Cam, you so misogynistic
I’m in total opposition, this
Idea is not auspicious (yeah)
Of course you fu*kin b*tches
Wanna criticize my vision
Cuz ya oversensitive’n
All bleedin’ from ya slizzes (b*tch)
fu*k ya feminism
Y’all are not of this ilk
Ain’t nothin’ stoppin cam
From gettin this milk
{outro}
Who got the milk?
Lilly got the milk
At&t lily, baby
She got the milk
Who got the milk?
Lilly got the milk
At&t lily, baby
She got the milk
And she got a cool bu*t too… yeah...
Yeah, she got a cool bu*t too… damn...
Cool bu*t and big milks
That’s quite the combo right there if ya ask me
{interlude}
Hi, at&t cam here… with, uh…
Some good, cool new deals… on some phones…
We here at at&t have some good prices on phones…
And cell phone service…
We have big phones, and also little phones… phones that are small…
We also have regular old internet service for your household
If you’re looking for... that…
Oh, what is this?
My phone is ringing
Hello?
Oh, wow...
Okay, i understand
Goodbye
Well, folks. it appears i have been fired
Apparently i am being hashtag me too’d for sexually harassing my co-worker, lily
Now, if i may, i’d like to take the time to issue my official apology for what i have done
{verse 3}
I’m so sorry, lily
Or should i say milana
I gotta really get real with you
If i’mma do this sh*t proppa (listen)
It was just a joke, but
Maybe it got outta hand—i know
You heard this so many times
Thatchu prolly don’t give a damn
But man...
I’m so damn full of regret
I wish i could just go back’n
Re-record what i said
But i can’t… (so)
It’s bout time i get checked (yes)
I should have more respect
For the opposite sex
You don’t have to forgive me (just)
This world got me feeling nihilistic
But i’mma change, lily
You and christ as my witness
I’m a little immature, so
Sometimes i cuss a bit
Too much and say dumb stuff
Just for the fu*k of it (i know)
You tryna live ya life’n
Help sell some phones
You’re just really attractive
And i feel so alone (i know)
That’s no excuse
But it’s goddamn the truth
You’re beautiful, milana
And i might be in love with you
Yep… it’s true...
I’m so mentally unstable
I have actual feelings of deep love and affection for you...
I know that’s totally fu*ked, cuz
Neither one of us really know each other
I mean, you probably had no idea i even existed
How weird is that sh*t?
Sorry if i’m gettin’ too emotional
I don’t wanna make this all about me
Cuz this is more about you
This is about you getting tired of all these misogynistic comments
From grown ass men
Being posted all over the internet
I don’t wanna be a part of that
Not anymore
I wanna be better
I wanna set an example for all the other men out there
Show ‘em how to have the strength to change
And treat women with more kindness and compassion
And that just because she’s got a beautiful body
It doesn’t warrant all this incessant harassment
And as for you, milana
Again, i truly apologize
If you’d like, you and i
We could hop on skype’n
Have a varied conversation
Maybe see eye to eye
Share a couple laughs’n
Even exchange some advice
Wouldn’t that be nice?
To make a brand new friend
A genuine connection
We don’t need to pretend
Yo, i’m open to ideas
Anything, to any extent
We could even get together
When this pandemic sh*t ends
Well, if it ever ends—sh*t
We ain’t promised tomorrow’n
I hope this proposal ain’t comin’
Off as too forward, cuz the
Last thing i wanna do is
Leave you offended—but
I also don’t wanna be another
One of these dudes simpin’
So fu*k it, i’mma leave
The invitation extended
An opportunity to hang
That’s all i’m presentin’ (maybe)
Breakfast, lunch, brunch
Or even din din—but maybe
Sittin with a cup of coffee
Would be more innocent
And by the end of it, we
Can be glad dat we did it
And if you’re into it, maybe
You could just give me like a little bit of milk