{hook x4} Who got the milk? She got the milk At&t lily, baby She got the milk {verse 1} Goddamn white girl Dem some big ol milks May i have your consent To get a fu*kin feel? Yeah, some like it warm And some like it chilled Some cry at the sight, but I cum when it’s spilled, it’s Not a big deal, it’s just The way that i’m built Get the fu*k out my face With that big milk guilt (uh) Listen to me, lil This is really how i feel, if I don’t get no milk, someone’s Gonna get killed, yeah I’m comin atcha real, wit’a Hunnit dolla bill, just to su*k on dem udders’n practice My milk extraction skills Maybe you can coach me Call ya tommy tuberville, then Titty fu*k you in the trunk Of my muthafu*kin coupe deville Entangle with them tits Cam bizzle smif, will Them titties so fat They like two uncle phils Big belly fulla milk Lookin’ like bobby hill Goo-goo ga-ga Baby want da mommy milk {hook x4} Who got the milk? She got the milk At&t lily, baby She got the milk {bridge} One percent milk Two percent milk Three percent milk, yo Four percent milk, goin Whole milk, goat milk Almond milk, oat milk Coconut milk, soy Cashew, and roach milk Hemp milk, macadamia Flax, and pea milk Rice milk, banana milk And also quinoa milk Dammit, whole foods Das like eighty million milks But where is yo distilled At&t lily milk? {verse 2} Okay, okay—stop and listen Here’s a proposition, for the Next commercial shoot, we do A fu*kin milk drinkin’ competition I can wear a diaper While i sit in lily’s lap Go against rob schnieder To a gallon and a half—david Spade a commentator Adam sandler is a ref And i su*k her right titty Robby chewin on the left, but He’s not in her lap, nor Does he have a diaper—he’s Just bent over forward, while He’s standing right beside her’n She’s sittin in a big black Lazy boy recliner Got a hand down her pants While i finger her vaginer Why you such a womanizer Cam, you so misogynistic I’m in total opposition, this Idea is not auspicious (yeah) Of course you fu*kin b*tches Wanna criticize my vision Cuz ya oversensitive’n All bleedin’ from ya slizzes (b*tch) fu*k ya feminism Y’all are not of this ilk Ain’t nothin’ stoppin cam From gettin this milk {outro} Who got the milk? Lilly got the milk At&t lily, baby She got the milk Who got the milk? Lilly got the milk At&t lily, baby She got the milk And she got a cool bu*t too… yeah... Yeah, she got a cool bu*t too… damn... Cool bu*t and big milks That’s quite the combo right there if ya ask me {interlude} Hi, at&t cam here… with, uh… Some good, cool new deals… on some phones… We here at at&t have some good prices on phones… And cell phone service… We have big phones, and also little phones… phones that are small… We also have regular old internet service for your household If you’re looking for... that… Oh, what is this? My phone is ringing Hello? Oh, wow... Okay, i understand Goodbye Well, folks. it appears i have been fired Apparently i am being hashtag me too’d for sexually harassing my co-worker, lily Now, if i may, i’d like to take the time to issue my official apology for what i have done {verse 3} I’m so sorry, lily Or should i say milana I gotta really get real with you If i’mma do this sh*t proppa (listen) It was just a joke, but Maybe it got outta hand—i know You heard this so many times Thatchu prolly don’t give a damn But man... I’m so damn full of regret I wish i could just go back’n Re-record what i said But i can’t… (so) It’s bout time i get checked (yes) I should have more respect For the opposite sex You don’t have to forgive me (just) This world got me feeling nihilistic But i’mma change, lily You and christ as my witness I’m a little immature, so Sometimes i cuss a bit Too much and say dumb stuff Just for the fu*k of it (i know) You tryna live ya life’n Help sell some phones You’re just really attractive And i feel so alone (i know) That’s no excuse But it’s goddamn the truth You’re beautiful, milana And i might be in love with you Yep… it’s true... I’m so mentally unstable I have actual feelings of deep love and affection for you... I know that’s totally fu*ked, cuz Neither one of us really know each other I mean, you probably had no idea i even existed How weird is that sh*t? Sorry if i’m gettin’ too emotional I don’t wanna make this all about me Cuz this is more about you This is about you getting tired of all these misogynistic comments From grown ass men Being posted all over the internet I don’t wanna be a part of that Not anymore I wanna be better I wanna set an example for all the other men out there Show ‘em how to have the strength to change And treat women with more kindness and compassion And that just because she’s got a beautiful body It doesn’t warrant all this incessant harassment And as for you, milana Again, i truly apologize If you’d like, you and i We could hop on skype’n Have a varied conversation Maybe see eye to eye Share a couple laughs’n Even exchange some advice Wouldn’t that be nice? To make a brand new friend A genuine connection We don’t need to pretend Yo, i’m open to ideas Anything, to any extent We could even get together When this pandemic sh*t ends Well, if it ever ends—sh*t We ain’t promised tomorrow’n I hope this proposal ain’t comin’ Off as too forward, cuz the Last thing i wanna do is Leave you offended—but I also don’t wanna be another One of these dudes simpin’ So fu*k it, i’mma leave The invitation extended An opportunity to hang That’s all i’m presentin’ (maybe) Breakfast, lunch, brunch Or even din din—but maybe Sittin with a cup of coffee Would be more innocent And by the end of it, we Can be glad dat we did it And if you’re into it, maybe You could just give me like a little bit of milk