[Verse 1]
I'm the mister
Signing all the crystals
I'm going to go to a fair and buy some sh**
You know there's a lot of hot girls here
But this time forget them
I like to rap and talk a bunch of crap
I think i need to watch my f**ing mouth
But I can't
Blah, blah, blah
Why do I swear so much
I like going to some stores, buy rap CD's
And some Rated R DVD's
And some funny as hell movies
The best place for movies and CD's is Bull Moose
That's my favorite place
I like Best Buy too but Bull Moose is where I go
Movies there like five dollars or less
But some can be a little over
And TV Shows DVD's are expensive
Go on Ebay, that's the place to buy TV Shows
I bought a movie called "Gone" at Bull Moose
It's PG-13 but I don't mind
Rated R, PG-13 or f**ing PG
But I hate kids PG
[Hook]
Go to Bull Moose or Best Buy
To get movies and music
But Wal-Mart no music please
Cause the rap are edited there
But the two I said is the way I go
And Bull Moose in Portland haves books
I love to read and there cheap
So go there because that's the way I go
[Verse 2]
In Portland at my favorite store
I said about I bought "The Hunger Games" book
The movie is good too
And my favorite series is "Tunnels"
But there not in the library or Bull Moose
sh** that f**ing s**s
But I guess I can buy them at Barnes And Nobles
And back to music
I like to listen to Eminem
Or he calls himself The Slim Shady
And I wish 2Pac is still living
He's an awesome rapper
And Lil Wayne is cool
I went to his concert
He put up a good concert
And T.I. is good too
You rock you rappers keep up the good work
Busta Rhymes he's such a fast rapper
Same as Twista I like the song "Worldwide Choppers"
And Yelawolf
And he's my new favorites
What about Busta Rhymes "Can You Keep Up"
I wish I could cause I want to rap that fast I try
But I'm not as fast as him
I can rap a little fast like a motherf**er
Come to my show and I was getting the crowd going
And I'm The Jibster
And I use to be called Jakethesnake
Who can bake cakes he can be a fake, f** steak
You like steak then give me a break
I can shake like a motherf**er
Ha ha s**ers just s** my dick
Hehe whatever
[Hook]
Go to Bull Moose or Best Buy
To get movies and music
But Wal-Mart no music please
Cause the rap are edited there
But the two I said is the way I go
And Bull Moose in Portland haves books
I love to read and there cheap
So go there because that's the way I go
[Verse 3]
Bull Moose oh Bull Moose
They are such a good deal
And I am for real
Best Buy I would go to maybe for Ipods or sh**
Like that Best Buy
Haves tons of electronics sh**
Cause that's pretty much what the store is for
And Bull Moose haves a lot of cheap movies and sh**
Oh wait I already told you that oh well f** it
Felt like saying it again
I always repeat myself sometimes
Hope yall don't mind
And I'm very kind trust me
I sound like a b**h but I'm not
I'm a very nice guy
If I had one wish
I would wish that I could save you all from d**h
[Hook x2]
Go to Bull Moose or Best Buy
To get movies and music
But Wal-Mart no music please
Cause the rap are edited there
But the two I said is the way I go
And Bull Moose in Portland haves books
I love to read and there cheap
So go there because that's the way I go
[Outro]
Yea that's the way I go
You know how to buy music and movies
If it was new releases go to Best Buy
And by the way shop wisely