[Verse 1] I'm the mister Signing all the crystals I'm going to go to a fair and buy some sh** You know there's a lot of hot girls here But this time forget them I like to rap and talk a bunch of crap I think i need to watch my f**ing mouth But I can't Blah, blah, blah Why do I swear so much I like going to some stores, buy rap CD's And some Rated R DVD's And some funny as hell movies The best place for movies and CD's is Bull Moose That's my favorite place I like Best Buy too but Bull Moose is where I go Movies there like five dollars or less But some can be a little over And TV Shows DVD's are expensive Go on Ebay, that's the place to buy TV Shows I bought a movie called "Gone" at Bull Moose It's PG-13 but I don't mind Rated R, PG-13 or f**ing PG But I hate kids PG [Hook] Go to Bull Moose or Best Buy To get movies and music But Wal-Mart no music please Cause the rap are edited there But the two I said is the way I go And Bull Moose in Portland haves books I love to read and there cheap So go there because that's the way I go [Verse 2] In Portland at my favorite store I said about I bought "The Hunger Games" book The movie is good too And my favorite series is "Tunnels" But there not in the library or Bull Moose sh** that f**ing s**s But I guess I can buy them at Barnes And Nobles And back to music I like to listen to Eminem Or he calls himself The Slim Shady And I wish 2Pac is still living He's an awesome rapper And Lil Wayne is cool I went to his concert He put up a good concert And T.I. is good too You rock you rappers keep up the good work Busta Rhymes he's such a fast rapper Same as Twista I like the song "Worldwide Choppers" And Yelawolf And he's my new favorites What about Busta Rhymes "Can You Keep Up" I wish I could cause I want to rap that fast I try But I'm not as fast as him I can rap a little fast like a motherf**er Come to my show and I was getting the crowd going And I'm The Jibster And I use to be called Jakethesnake Who can bake cakes he can be a fake, f** steak You like steak then give me a break I can shake like a motherf**er Ha ha s**ers just s** my dick Hehe whatever [Hook] Go to Bull Moose or Best Buy To get movies and music But Wal-Mart no music please Cause the rap are edited there But the two I said is the way I go And Bull Moose in Portland haves books I love to read and there cheap So go there because that's the way I go [Verse 3] Bull Moose oh Bull Moose They are such a good deal And I am for real Best Buy I would go to maybe for Ipods or sh** Like that Best Buy Haves tons of electronics sh** Cause that's pretty much what the store is for And Bull Moose haves a lot of cheap movies and sh** Oh wait I already told you that oh well f** it Felt like saying it again I always repeat myself sometimes Hope yall don't mind And I'm very kind trust me I sound like a b**h but I'm not I'm a very nice guy If I had one wish I would wish that I could save you all from d**h [Hook x2] Go to Bull Moose or Best Buy To get movies and music But Wal-Mart no music please Cause the rap are edited there But the two I said is the way I go And Bull Moose in Portland haves books I love to read and there cheap So go there because that's the way I go [Outro] Yea that's the way I go You know how to buy music and movies If it was new releases go to Best Buy And by the way shop wisely