He grabbed the things that he had stashed
Hit the bu*ton right before he crashed
He didn't need his parachute
Landed on his own two feet
'Cause he's got the sk** of the star pilot
He's got the sk** of the star pilot
He's got the sk** of the star pilot
He could hear them as they talked
Mystified that he could walk
Shakin' hands and slappin' five
He was glad to be alive
'Cause he's got the sk** of the star pilot
He's got the sk** of the star pilot
He's got the sk** of the star pilot
All the ladies, they winked their eyes
They wish to be the star pilot's brides
But he found the nearest telephone
To tell his wife that he'd be home
'Cause she knew the sk** of the star pilot
She knew the sk** of the star pilot
She knew the sk** of the star pilot