He grabbed the things that he had stashed Hit the bu*ton right before he crashed He didn't need his parachute Landed on his own two feet 'Cause he's got the sk** of the star pilot He's got the sk** of the star pilot He's got the sk** of the star pilot He could hear them as they talked Mystified that he could walk Shakin' hands and slappin' five He was glad to be alive 'Cause he's got the sk** of the star pilot He's got the sk** of the star pilot He's got the sk** of the star pilot All the ladies, they winked their eyes They wish to be the star pilot's brides But he found the nearest telephone To tell his wife that he'd be home 'Cause she knew the sk** of the star pilot She knew the sk** of the star pilot She knew the sk** of the star pilot