First it was the syph
Then it was the clap
Crabs were a ha**le
But all that sh**'s crap
Pills cure a dose
Shampoo k**s lice
Herpes are forever
Now isn't that nice
Since they're not fatal
No legitimate complaint
The plague is upon us
And d**h's all the same
The pope warned us
Aids were his threat
Their god's repossessing
Collecting our debts
Watch all your friends
Anybody can carry
It s not all just f*gs
Now isn't that scary
Yesterday's lay
Might have been a junkie slag
You thought you were safe
Ain't d**h a drag
Don't sip on that drink
Or toke on that joint
Don't move too fast
To use a second hand point
The real armageddon
Won't be nuclear war
Your dad meets the end
Getting s**ed off by a who*e
Mom will be next
And die of the flu
The next ones to die
Are gonna be all of you