Bunchof**ingoofs - Aidsaphobia lyrics

First it was the syph Then it was the clap Crabs were a ha**le But all that sh**'s crap Pills cure a dose Shampoo k**s lice Herpes are forever Now isn't that nice Since they're not fatal No legitimate complaint The plague is upon us And d**h's all the same The pope warned us Aids were his threat Their god's repossessing Collecting our debts Watch all your friends Anybody can carry It s not all just f*gs Now isn't that scary Yesterday's lay Might have been a junkie slag You thought you were safe Ain't d**h a drag Don't sip on that drink Or toke on that joint Don't move too fast To use a second hand point The real armageddon Won't be nuclear war Your dad meets the end Getting s**ed off by a who*e Mom will be next And die of the flu The next ones to die Are gonna be all of you