I am a dog that you may know
I lead the pack wherever I go
My rent is paid, my bowl is full
My coat was free, I don't wear wool
I piss on trees and cruise around
All b**hes in heat will be found
My turf begins the same place it ends
And if you feed me I'll be your friend
You should pat my head when I insist
Cos I'll bite your hand if you resist
Don't step on me, your life's at stake
Cos the ankle I bite is the one that I break
Male dogs just make me mad
To see them dead it makes me glad
I k** dobes and I k** pits
I leave their throats with gapping slits
I lick my balls whenever I can
I find desert in garbage cans
I've got my corner the butcher store
I beg for bones, I always score
Pulling robberies is my favorite game
To buy a patty wouldn't be the same
So don't dangle your food in front of my face
Cos I'll take it off you and eat it at my place
I look like a baby with puppy dog eyes
Don't let it fool you, it's just my disguise
Ya, I look like a baby with puppy dog eyes
Don't let it fool you, it's just my disguise