I am a dog that you may know I lead the pack wherever I go My rent is paid, my bowl is full My coat was free, I don't wear wool I piss on trees and cruise around All b**hes in heat will be found My turf begins the same place it ends And if you feed me I'll be your friend You should pat my head when I insist Cos I'll bite your hand if you resist Don't step on me, your life's at stake Cos the ankle I bite is the one that I break Male dogs just make me mad To see them dead it makes me glad I k** dobes and I k** pits I leave their throats with gapping slits I lick my balls whenever I can I find desert in garbage cans I've got my corner the butcher store I beg for bones, I always score Pulling robberies is my favorite game To buy a patty wouldn't be the same So don't dangle your food in front of my face Cos I'll take it off you and eat it at my place I look like a baby with puppy dog eyes Don't let it fool you, it's just my disguise Ya, I look like a baby with puppy dog eyes Don't let it fool you, it's just my disguise