PHOEBE:
Mr. Navarro
Forgive my intrusion
I needed to see you
And see you today
Mr. Navarro
Mr. Navarro
I have arrived at a stunning conclusion
And I feared I would lose my resolve
If I didn't come here directly to say
I've decided to marry you
I've decided to marry you
I've decided though Henry's gone
That life goes on for me
I have thoroughly thought it through
And the man that i want is you
Though it's true there are quite a few
Who'd strongly disagree
Nonetheless I will marry you
I confess that I'm frightened too
But unless I am wrong
You long
For love as much as I
This is quite unconventional
I'll admit
But why should that matter a whit?
And if you do not say yes at
Once I think I'll die
MONTY:
Miss D'Ysquith, you've rendered me speechless!
May I call you Phoebe?
SIBELLA:
What am i doing here?
This could be dangerous
If I'm discovered
Imagine the scandal
And i couldn't handle
A scandal so risible
I'll stay invisible, still as can be
But what's going on in there?
I can hear voices
I recognize Monty
But is that a woman?
And if that's a woman
Then what is she doing here?
Is it that cousin?
I wish I could see!
If it's that cousin
It might just be business
It's family business
And none of my business
But why is she here
In the home of a bachelor?
Of course, one could point out
That I'm here, as well
But does she not realize
This situation
Puts her reputation
Severely in question?
The merest suggestion
Could cause a sensation!
And I cannot hear
Which is hell!
PHOEBE:
I'll be warned not to marry you!
SIBELLA:
I could go home
PHOEBE:
I'll be scorned if i marry you!
SIBELLA:
I should go home
PHOEBE:
Still, I've decided-
Phoebe & sibella:
To live my life-
Sibella:
And be a wife-
Phoebe & sibella:
Again!
Phoebe:
Who'd believe how my life
Has turned?
Sibella:
I should be off
Phoebe:
After grieving, i've quickly
Learned
Sibella:
But he makes me laugh
Phoebe:
There is
Phoebe & sibella:
Nothing can bend the will
Like half-Castilian men!
Phoebe:
And there's goodness to spare in you-
Sibella:
Isn't this fun?
Phoebe:
And a gentleness there in you
Sibella:
Isn't she done?
Phoebe:
You have taken a wounded bird
And taught her how to fly!
Sibella:
Fam'ly business, my eye!
Phoebe & sibella:
This is quite unconventional
Is it not?
Rather a turn in the plot
Phoebe:
And so will I be your fiancee?
Sibella:
Why don't you send the cow
Away?
Monty:
Phoebe, darling!
Phoebe & sibella:
When I recall this day
I think I'll cry!
Phoebe:
What was that?!
Monty:
What was what?
Phoebe:
That sound! Is there someone here?
Monty:
Oh, pay no attention, that's...my new manservant, he's just...finding his way around
(toward Sibella)
I'll be with you in a moment...wadsworth
Isn't this madness
Who could foresee
How one trick of timing
Could ruin it all?
One in the parlor
One in the bedroom
Nothing between them
But me and a wall!
Look at Phoebe!
Noble and pious
My esteem for her only grows
But when I am with Phoebe
I am on fire thinking of
Sibella!
Full of desire
Pa**ion, and dare I say it?
Love!
But when I'm with Sibella
Whom do I admire?
None but Phoebe!
Perfect and lovely
Who couldn't love her?
Heaven knows!
'Round and 'round and 'round
It goes!
(to Phoebe)
How happy I'd be to be at your
Disposal
My darling, of course, I
Accept your proposal!
Phoebe:
Now we should kiss
Monty:
That would be bliss
Phoebe:
Darling, but first I'll say this:
I've decided to marry you
Monty:
Phoebe
Sibella:
What are they doing?
Phoebe:
I've decided to marry you
Monty:
Sibella!
Sibella:
What are they doing?
Phoebe:
Let the trumpeter call
A wall will-
Sibella: (at the same time)
I wish this wall would-
Monty: (at the same time)
Phoebe!
Phoebe, Sibella, Monty:
Fall and set me free!
Monty:
Then again, there's Sibella!
Sibella:
Monty!
Phoebe:
I've decided to marry you!
Monty:
Yes, I'd be honored to marry
You!
Sibella:
Monty, oh, Monty!
Monty:
I will marry you, Phoebe!
Phoebe:
I will marry you!
Phoebe, Monty, Sibella:
Look what you've done to me!
Phoebe:
Monty!
Monty:
Phoebe!
Sibella:
Monty!
Monty:
Wadsworth!
Phoebe:
Monty! Monty!
Sibella:
Monty! Monty!
Phoebe & sibella:
Monty! Monty! Monty! Monty!
Monty: (to Phoebe)
I'm grateful, indeed
For your gracious bestowment
(to sibella)
Yes, wadsworth, i told you
I'll be just a moment!
Phoebe:
Now, Monty, dear, I think I
Now should go
Monty:
Oh? Oh!
Phoebe:
But I still want to marry you!
Monty:
Even so...
Phoebe:
I've decided to marry you!
Sibella:
Just go!
Phoebe:
How I'm longing to marry you!
Sibella:
Hello!
Monty:
Yes, I'm delighted to marry you
Marry you, marry-
A shame you must-
Phoebe: (at the same time)
I've decided to marry you
Marry you, marry-
A shame I must-
All:
Go!
Go!
Sibella:
Go!
Monty:
Go!
Sibella:
Go!
Phoebe:
I'll-
All:
Go!