PHOEBE: Mr. Navarro Forgive my intrusion I needed to see you And see you today Mr. Navarro Mr. Navarro I have arrived at a stunning conclusion And I feared I would lose my resolve If I didn't come here directly to say I've decided to marry you I've decided to marry you I've decided though Henry's gone That life goes on for me I have thoroughly thought it through And the man that i want is you Though it's true there are quite a few Who'd strongly disagree Nonetheless I will marry you I confess that I'm frightened too But unless I am wrong You long For love as much as I This is quite unconventional I'll admit But why should that matter a whit? And if you do not say yes at Once I think I'll die MONTY: Miss D'Ysquith, you've rendered me speechless! May I call you Phoebe? SIBELLA: What am i doing here? This could be dangerous If I'm discovered Imagine the scandal And i couldn't handle A scandal so risible I'll stay invisible, still as can be But what's going on in there? I can hear voices I recognize Monty But is that a woman? And if that's a woman Then what is she doing here? Is it that cousin? I wish I could see! If it's that cousin It might just be business It's family business And none of my business But why is she here In the home of a bachelor? Of course, one could point out That I'm here, as well But does she not realize This situation Puts her reputation Severely in question? The merest suggestion Could cause a sensation! And I cannot hear Which is hell! PHOEBE: I'll be warned not to marry you! SIBELLA: I could go home PHOEBE: I'll be scorned if i marry you! SIBELLA: I should go home PHOEBE: Still, I've decided- Phoebe & sibella: To live my life- Sibella: And be a wife- Phoebe & sibella: Again! Phoebe: Who'd believe how my life Has turned? Sibella: I should be off Phoebe: After grieving, i've quickly Learned Sibella: But he makes me laugh Phoebe: There is Phoebe & sibella: Nothing can bend the will Like half-Castilian men! Phoebe: And there's goodness to spare in you- Sibella: Isn't this fun? Phoebe: And a gentleness there in you Sibella: Isn't she done? Phoebe: You have taken a wounded bird And taught her how to fly! Sibella: Fam'ly business, my eye! Phoebe & sibella: This is quite unconventional Is it not? Rather a turn in the plot Phoebe: And so will I be your fiancee? Sibella: Why don't you send the cow Away? Monty: Phoebe, darling! Phoebe & sibella: When I recall this day I think I'll cry! Phoebe: What was that?! Monty: What was what? Phoebe: That sound! Is there someone here? Monty: Oh, pay no attention, that's...my new manservant, he's just...finding his way around (toward Sibella) I'll be with you in a moment...wadsworth Isn't this madness Who could foresee How one trick of timing Could ruin it all? One in the parlor One in the bedroom Nothing between them But me and a wall! Look at Phoebe! Noble and pious My esteem for her only grows But when I am with Phoebe I am on fire thinking of Sibella! Full of desire Pa**ion, and dare I say it? Love! But when I'm with Sibella Whom do I admire? None but Phoebe! Perfect and lovely Who couldn't love her? Heaven knows! 'Round and 'round and 'round It goes! (to Phoebe) How happy I'd be to be at your Disposal My darling, of course, I Accept your proposal! Phoebe: Now we should kiss Monty: That would be bliss Phoebe: Darling, but first I'll say this: I've decided to marry you Monty: Phoebe Sibella: What are they doing? Phoebe: I've decided to marry you Monty: Sibella! Sibella: What are they doing? Phoebe: Let the trumpeter call A wall will- Sibella: (at the same time) I wish this wall would- Monty: (at the same time) Phoebe! Phoebe, Sibella, Monty: Fall and set me free! Monty: Then again, there's Sibella! Sibella: Monty! Phoebe: I've decided to marry you! Monty: Yes, I'd be honored to marry You! Sibella: Monty, oh, Monty! Monty: I will marry you, Phoebe! Phoebe: I will marry you! Phoebe, Monty, Sibella: Look what you've done to me! Phoebe: Monty! Monty: Phoebe! Sibella: Monty! Monty: Wadsworth! Phoebe: Monty! Monty! Sibella: Monty! Monty! Phoebe & sibella: Monty! Monty! Monty! Monty! Monty: (to Phoebe) I'm grateful, indeed For your gracious bestowment (to sibella) Yes, wadsworth, i told you I'll be just a moment! Phoebe: Now, Monty, dear, I think I Now should go Monty: Oh? Oh! Phoebe: But I still want to marry you! Monty: Even so... Phoebe: I've decided to marry you! Sibella: Just go! Phoebe: How I'm longing to marry you! Sibella: Hello! Monty: Yes, I'm delighted to marry you Marry you, marry- A shame you must- Phoebe: (at the same time) I've decided to marry you Marry you, marry- A shame I must- All: Go! Go! Sibella: Go! Monty: Go! Sibella: Go! Phoebe: I'll- All: Go!