In the year 2010 of our Lord, I was walking past a steeple
Heard a pastor calling out to me, saying he needed empty people
“If you've got a hole inside, you better fill it up with Jesus Christ”
I said “great, I'll take two of those”, he said “very funny,
would you like that with some fries?”
Baby you're a big bright star
but I all I wanna do is talk to you
Babe I know I've got cognitive dissonance
but don't you think we could handle the distance?
In the year 2010 of our Lord, I was plotting my escape
Slowly slipping from the dance to the bathroom I switzerlanded my way
Someone grinded and someone shouted “we all look better from our other side”
I said “great, I'll take two of those” but no one heard my joke
and it's alright, it's alright
Baby you're a big bright star
but I all I wanna do is talk to you
Babe I know I've got cognitive dissonance (I know, I know)
but don't you think we could handle the distance?
Baby you're a big bright star
and I all I wanna do is talk to you
Babe I know I've got cognitive dissonance
but don't you think we could handle the distance?
Babe I know I've got cognitive dissonance
but don't you think we could handle the distance?