In the year 2010 of our Lord, I was walking past a steeple Heard a pastor calling out to me, saying he needed empty people “If you've got a hole inside, you better fill it up with Jesus Christ” I said “great, I'll take two of those”, he said “very funny, would you like that with some fries?” Baby you're a big bright star but I all I wanna do is talk to you Babe I know I've got cognitive dissonance but don't you think we could handle the distance? In the year 2010 of our Lord, I was plotting my escape Slowly slipping from the dance to the bathroom I switzerlanded my way Someone grinded and someone shouted “we all look better from our other side” I said “great, I'll take two of those” but no one heard my joke and it's alright, it's alright Baby you're a big bright star but I all I wanna do is talk to you Babe I know I've got cognitive dissonance (I know, I know) but don't you think we could handle the distance? Baby you're a big bright star and I all I wanna do is talk to you Babe I know I've got cognitive dissonance but don't you think we could handle the distance? Babe I know I've got cognitive dissonance but don't you think we could handle the distance?