My bedroom smells like stale beer and cold McDonalds
fries I woke up for my interview with mucus in my eyes
My morning pee reminds me of a sprinkler I once stole,
Do you know how hard it is to get 3 streams in I bowl
Chorus
Hangover Mondays- Tuesday looking great
Hangover-over Monday- I burped to taste the dinner fries I ate
My image in mirror keeps moving in frame
To the rhythmic pulsing pounding of the blood in my
brain It's- hard-.Its hard to find my toothbrush since its use
the
night before It gathered up a -hairball I when I found
it on the floor Hangover Monday take a little Advil for
the head Hangover Monday this is what my mother
always said...
Your liver gonna k** you
your livers gonna k** you
just wait and see
So I'll get another one like David Crosby
Hangover Monday's and Mickey Mantle
Hangover Monday's after all this
I'm sure a transplant I could handle
I unplugged the phone sometime around four
When my girlfriend called to yell at me about
my arm around a who*e
I couldn't recall this woman as I scratched my throbbing head
'Till I found her pa**ed out naked on the floor besides my bed
Hangover Monday's I woke her then I called a cab
Hangover Monday's she told me that the s** was really bad