Brian Kirk And The Jirks - Hangover Mondays lyrics

My bedroom smells like stale beer and cold McDonalds fries I woke up for my interview with mucus in my eyes My morning pee reminds me of a sprinkler I once stole, Do you know how hard it is to get 3 streams in I bowl Chorus Hangover Mondays- Tuesday looking great Hangover-over Monday- I burped to taste the dinner fries I ate My image in mirror keeps moving in frame To the rhythmic pulsing pounding of the blood in my brain It's- hard-.Its hard to find my toothbrush since its use the night before It gathered up a -hairball I when I found it on the floor Hangover Monday take a little Advil for the head Hangover Monday this is what my mother always said... Your liver gonna k** you your livers gonna k** you just wait and see So I'll get another one like David Crosby Hangover Monday's and Mickey Mantle Hangover Monday's after all this I'm sure a transplant I could handle I unplugged the phone sometime around four When my girlfriend called to yell at me about my arm around a who*e I couldn't recall this woman as I scratched my throbbing head 'Till I found her pa**ed out naked on the floor besides my bed Hangover Monday's I woke her then I called a cab Hangover Monday's she told me that the s** was really bad