Knock on the screen
Giggle with glee
Banjo-Kazooie! (a-1, 2, 3, 4)
He's a bear who wears a necklace
Sorta sweet and sorta reckless
Wears a bag and doesn't hide it
Keeps a little bird inside it
Banjo-Kazooie
Banjo-Kazooie
Here's a witch they call Gruntilda
Strong resemblance to Broom-hilda
Kidnaps Banjo's sister Tooty
With a plan to steal her beauty
I want to play Banjo-Kazooie
This is Kazooie
She can talk with bird words
This yellow backpack's full of her bird turds
Banjo-Kazooie
Banjo-Banjo-Banjo and Kazooie
This guy is Mumbo
He can make you big or little
From what I hear, he plays xylophone and fiddle
Play that fiddle
Play that fiddle
I could go for a McGriddle
Here we got a bird with small but smart legs
Kinda funny how she coughs and farts eggs
Both of her holes have eggs coming out
That can't be healthy
Play that f**ing fiddle Mumbo
Play that f**ing fiddle Mumbo
Banjo-Kazooie
Banjo-Kazooie
Play that f**ing fiddle Mumbo
Play that f**ing fiddle Mumbo
I want to play Banjo-Kazooie
Fight with a carrot
Kick it with a turtle choir
Banjo's a bear with
Questionable day attire
Is she a parrot?
My brain is on fire!
Banjo-Kazooie
Ooh-delally
Banjo-Kazooie, what a f**ing game
Ow!