Knock on the screen Giggle with glee Banjo-Kazooie! (a-1, 2, 3, 4) He's a bear who wears a necklace Sorta sweet and sorta reckless Wears a bag and doesn't hide it Keeps a little bird inside it Banjo-Kazooie Banjo-Kazooie Here's a witch they call Gruntilda Strong resemblance to Broom-hilda Kidnaps Banjo's sister Tooty With a plan to steal her beauty I want to play Banjo-Kazooie This is Kazooie She can talk with bird words This yellow backpack's full of her bird turds Banjo-Kazooie Banjo-Banjo-Banjo and Kazooie This guy is Mumbo He can make you big or little From what I hear, he plays xylophone and fiddle Play that fiddle Play that fiddle I could go for a McGriddle Here we got a bird with small but smart legs Kinda funny how she coughs and farts eggs Both of her holes have eggs coming out That can't be healthy Play that f**ing fiddle Mumbo Play that f**ing fiddle Mumbo Banjo-Kazooie Banjo-Kazooie Play that f**ing fiddle Mumbo Play that f**ing fiddle Mumbo I want to play Banjo-Kazooie Fight with a carrot Kick it with a turtle choir Banjo's a bear with Questionable day attire Is she a parrot? My brain is on fire! Banjo-Kazooie Ooh-delally Banjo-Kazooie, what a f**ing game Ow!