Every week on Monday
I k** ogres at six
I spend five hours pwning them
And showing off my tricks
Every week on Tuesday
I fight kobolds at eight
I'll play online till 3 am
And never procreate
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I farm for rep on Wednesdays
And Thursdays are a bore
I do dailys all day long
‘cuz I am that hardcore
On Fridays I am social
With all of my best friends
We laugh and talk the night away
Until our l33t raid ends
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On Saturdays, from one to ten
My guild does epic raiding
If I roll a ninety-nine
I'll do some gear upgrading
Sundays are my favorite days
When I get relaxation
I grind for gold to buy a mount
Like its my occupation
Tank, tank, heal, tank
Stab, cast, pwn!
k**, k**, respawn
Instance zone!
Epic, blue, green
Roll, loot, groan
Tank, tank, heal, tank
Stab, cast, pwn!