Every week on Monday I k** ogres at six I spend five hours pwning them And showing off my tricks Every week on Tuesday I fight kobolds at eight I'll play online till 3 am And never procreate ** I farm for rep on Wednesdays And Thursdays are a bore I do dailys all day long ‘cuz I am that hardcore On Fridays I am social With all of my best friends We laugh and talk the night away Until our l33t raid ends ** On Saturdays, from one to ten My guild does epic raiding If I roll a ninety-nine I'll do some gear upgrading Sundays are my favorite days When I get relaxation I grind for gold to buy a mount Like its my occupation Tank, tank, heal, tank Stab, cast, pwn! k**, k**, respawn Instance zone! Epic, blue, green Roll, loot, groan Tank, tank, heal, tank Stab, cast, pwn!