I’ve got a computer, fits the palm of my hand Somehow the satellites know just where I am I must be paranoid or crazy I guess To tell you the truth it scares me to d**h I don’t leave the ground cause I’m too scared to fly I don’t check the mail cause I don’t wanna die I’m sinkin fast and I don’t mean maybe Lord help us please, the whole world’s gone crazy The whole world’s gone crazy I wake up in the morning, turn on the TV I got’s to get my daily dose of misery Ignore my family before I head off to work
I hate my job cause my boss is a jerk There’s a man on the corner and he’s carrying a sign He’s there everyday so I don’t pay him no mind He’s got a wife and a new born baby Lord help us please, the whole world’s gone crazy The whole world’s gone crazy There’s preacher on TV on a set made of gold He said send some money and he’ll pray for my soul If I send enough then God might save me Lord help us please, the whole world’s gone crazy The whole world’s gone crazy