Ive got a computer, fits the palm of my hand Somehow the satellites know just where I am I must be paranoid or crazy I guess To tell you the truth it scares me to d**h I dont leave the ground cause Im too scared to fly I dont check the mail cause I dont wanna die Im sinkin fast and I dont mean maybe Lord help us please, the whole worlds gone crazy The whole worlds gone crazy I wake up in the morning, turn on the TV I gots to get my daily dose of misery Ignore my family before I head off to work I hate my job cause my boss is a jerk Theres a man on the corner and hes carrying a sign Hes there everyday so I dont pay him no mind Hes got a wife and a new born baby Lord help us please, the whole worlds gone crazy The whole worlds gone crazy Theres preacher on TV on a set made of gold He said send some money and hell pray for my soul If I send enough then God might save me Lord help us please, the whole worlds gone crazy The whole worlds gone crazy