Intro Skit
Merey bhejey mein do sipaahi, unki mulaakath hui
Dekthey dekh bani aisi baath, ki mooslaadhaar hui
Face to face tu tu main main, fir jayjaykaar hui
Ek tha ghamandi balloon doosra naadaan sui
Kaarthik calling kaarthik jaisi kahaani nahi
Par gutter kay aam aadmi pay samaathi sahi
Chorh do sipaahi yay sadak pay saathi nahi
Upar latka hai jo paisa, sabki aankhe wahi
Kahaan dhoondoo khudko merey man kay malbey mein
Jaisay talaash aman ki hindu m**m dangey mein
Kisko saabith karna hai kitna dum hai bandey mein
Atma hi jal gayi toh fir kya namak jaley pay
Galath samay pay hathoda loha nahi kaatega
Boss detha promotion, warna kyu tu chaatega
Sikander wahi jo andar ka vijetha jaanega
Kyunki zindagi kay khel mein har banda harega
Jaddo koi poochay
Bolo sab changa
Sab changa
Merey do sipaahi merey man kay kamray band
Baahar nahi aathay hai jabsey samjhay ghum
Mujhsey fir kehtey hai baathey sabsey kum
Unki na suni mainay na merey manmey shak
Ban gayi diwaaar ek bas manjil sey pehley
Unpay nachthay they muskaraathay maray chehrey
Do sipaahi khoon kay zimmedar, koi kehdey
Toh hathkadi lagadoon khudko thullo sey pehley
Syaahi ghul gayi hai raatho kay andherey mein
Bas ek suraj ki kami hai man key sawarey mein
Yay do sipaahi bhagoday kismat kay thapedey sey
Par kaisay paar karangay kafan kay lapetey sey
Shabd bhi jab daud chalein hai khud ki udaan mein
Aankho sey bheegey kaagaz mujhko chaanv dey
Merey do sipaahi bas andar hothay baawlay
Aur main chalta hoon aajbi bina ek mukaam kay
Jaddo koi poochay
Bolo sab changa
Sab changa
Andar rakho panga
Outro Skit