Intro Skit Merey bhejey mein do sipaahi, unki mulaakath hui Dekthey dekh bani aisi baath, ki mooslaadhaar hui Face to face tu tu main main, fir jayjaykaar hui Ek tha ghamandi balloon doosra naadaan sui Kaarthik calling kaarthik jaisi kahaani nahi Par gutter kay aam aadmi pay samaathi sahi Chorh do sipaahi yay sadak pay saathi nahi Upar latka hai jo paisa, sabki aankhe wahi Kahaan dhoondoo khudko merey man kay malbey mein Jaisay talaash aman ki hindu m**m dangey mein Kisko saabith karna hai kitna dum hai bandey mein Atma hi jal gayi toh fir kya namak jaley pay Galath samay pay hathoda loha nahi kaatega Boss detha promotion, warna kyu tu chaatega Sikander wahi jo andar ka vijetha jaanega Kyunki zindagi kay khel mein har banda harega Jaddo koi poochay Bolo sab changa Sab changa Merey do sipaahi merey man kay kamray band Baahar nahi aathay hai jabsey samjhay ghum Mujhsey fir kehtey hai baathey sabsey kum Unki na suni mainay na merey manmey shak Ban gayi diwaaar ek bas manjil sey pehley Unpay nachthay they muskaraathay maray chehrey Do sipaahi khoon kay zimmedar, koi kehdey Toh hathkadi lagadoon khudko thullo sey pehley Syaahi ghul gayi hai raatho kay andherey mein Bas ek suraj ki kami hai man key sawarey mein Yay do sipaahi bhagoday kismat kay thapedey sey Par kaisay paar karangay kafan kay lapetey sey Shabd bhi jab daud chalein hai khud ki udaan mein Aankho sey bheegey kaagaz mujhko chaanv dey Merey do sipaahi bas andar hothay baawlay Aur main chalta hoon aajbi bina ek mukaam kay Jaddo koi poochay Bolo sab changa Sab changa Andar rakho panga Outro Skit