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I dont wanna meet your dad, dont wanna hump your sister
Dont wanna do it to your best friend either
I dont want you messin' around and givin' me a blister
And leave me illin' for the penicillin
When you walk out, I dont wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later it's just over, over
I dont wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I dont wanna waste my time with love an' romance
I want my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
I dont want the fairy tale an' I dont want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
I dont wanna learn to dance, dont wanna rent the limo
I know your thinking Im a weirdo
I just want the bragging rights, I wanna let the world know
An' convince my friends, Im not a h*mo
If you walk out, I dont wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over
I dont wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I dont wanna waste my time with love an' romance
I want my next ex girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
I dont want the fairy tale an' I dont want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
Tell everyone, I'm good in the sack
But all your friends were givin' you f*g
And you just couldn't put up with that
So, no, you're never taking me back
I dont wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I dont wanna waste my time with love an' romance
I want my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
I dont want the fairy tale an' I dont want the girl from hell
An' I dont want to spend the time an' I dont need no Valentine
My next ex-girl friend, my next ex-girlfriend