{[Incomprehensible] Read a book about that years ago He was actually an actor [incomprehensible]} I dont wanna meet your dad, dont wanna hump your sister Dont wanna do it to your best friend either I dont want you messin' around and givin' me a blister And leave me illin' for the penicillin When you walk out, I dont wanna feel left out Cuz sooner or later it's just over, over I dont wanna get inside your mind or your pants I dont wanna waste my time with love an' romance I want my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend I dont want the fairy tale an' I dont want the girl from hell Don't wanna be your biggest mistake You can be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend I dont wanna learn to dance, dont wanna rent the limo I know your thinking Im a weirdo I just want the bragging rights, I wanna let the world know An' convince my friends, Im not a h*mo If you walk out, I dont wanna feel left out Cuz sooner or later its just over, over I dont wanna get inside your mind or your pants I dont wanna waste my time with love an' romance I want my next ex girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend I dont want the fairy tale an' I dont want the girl from hell Don't wanna be your biggest mistake You can be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend Tell everyone, I'm good in the sack But all your friends were givin' you f*g And you just couldn't put up with that So, no, you're never taking me back I dont wanna get inside your mind or your pants I dont wanna waste my time with love an' romance I want my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend I dont want the fairy tale an' I dont want the girl from hell An' I dont want to spend the time an' I dont need no Valentine My next ex-girl friend, my next ex-girlfriend