[Intro:]
Lawd-a-mercy
A need to mek a special call, hand me di telephone
An when mi call, me cyaa get no dial tone
Lawd-a-mercy
Mi diss buy mi house a love zone
Anyway, hey!
[Hook:]
Excuse, pa** mi cellular phone
Mek me call Antoinette and Simone
Hey!
Tell dem nuh move a muscle ahm comin' home
To take a trip down inna dem love zone
Hey!
Gyal haffi bawl and scream and moan
Me start drink di ol' tiger bone
We use brush, brush we shoes, and fling 'way stone
So tell di man dem, "leave that alone!"
Drink up di Guinness, smoke up di chronic
Gyal start to bawl, me give dem di tonic
Gyal get di performance, and then astonish'
And a hold mi tight and a tell me she panic
[Verse 1:]
Well!
Gyal want loving and dem want di romance
And if you nuh give dem, dem gonna carry vengance
Gyal inna mi bed deh pon a love sentence
You see di big bamboo ya, mi tek block dem entrance
Gyal want a man, you know me deh ya instant
Natural as mi born, no under not a substance
Excellent and talented, me don' unbalance
I nah drop off like di guy, Jack Palance
Gyal a mi got di fuel fi light up your lamp
And got di water fi pour inna your tank
When di heat start di gyal a search fi hydrant
A scream and a bawl, say "di belly bottom cramp"
Me haffi send Toddler go call di ambulance
Mi a di only soldier weh inna her camp,
Gyal, from it's love, mi don' ramp
[Hook:]
Well!
Big and fat weigh five hundred pound
Well, di k**er gonna break it down
Laawd.
Di gyal bring di whole a country come a town
A say she waan fi wear k**er's crown
But!
Gyal a bawl "Help!" just like dem a drown
When me start select dem sound
Romance is di name of mi cologne
And mi just buy house a love zone
Drink up di Guinness, smoke up di chronic
Gyal start to bawl, me give dem di tonic
Gyal get di performance, and then astonish'
And a hold mi tight and a tell me she panic
[Verse 2:]
Well!
Gyal a make noise like a giant alarm
Gyal waan fi run 'way when mi engine turn on
Mi three teeth fork mi take and plough up her farm
Plant mi banana, and sink fi mi corn
Whole heap a hungry-belly pickeny deh ya a yawn
Non-stap work, it's just on and on
Gyal inna mi house pon love sentance remand
Blow like hurricane, and spring water like storm
A find excuse a say, "one o'clock gone"
And, "wha' she a go tell her mother say inna di morn'"
Me nah stop work because pickney shall born
You shouldn't find yourself inna mi palm
[Hook:]
Well!
Hand me my phone
Mek me call Jacqueline and Simone
Hey!
Tell dem nuh move no muscle, k**a coming home
To tek a trip down inna di love zone
Hey!
Gyal haffi bawl and scream and moan
Me start drink di ol' tiger bone
I just brush, brush my shoes, I fling 'way stone
So tell di man dem, "leave that alone!"
Drink up mi Guinness, smoke up di chronic
Gyal start to bawl, me give dem di tonic
Gyal get di performance, and then astonish'
And a hold mi tight and a tell me she panic
[Outro:]
Well!
Gyal want the loving and want the romance
And if them nuh...